Football is BACK! And it was glorious. Let’s just bask for a minute in professional football being on TV again, in no particular order:

  • The Browns are still bad but maybe Cody Parkey will solve their problems?
  • The WFT shocked the world by being good
  • The Patriots shocked no one by being good
  • The Bengals shocked only me by being bad (trending towards average… ONE OPI from a win)
  • The Jaguars proved that you don’t have to be good to win
  • The Bears have now won five straight matchups against Detroit, and the Trubisky legacy lives on!
  • Old QBs can still ball
  • Jerry Jones is jealous of the Ram’s new stadium
  • It took until Tuesday morning before I noticed that the Cardinals actually won the game against the defending NFC champs. So much for the 49er’s running things back